Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then defecated on.

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then defecated on.

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then deffecated

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

scuffie

A guy with a very big penis who likes to have sex with girls in New Jersey

Man 1- he dude I was a total scuffie last night

Man 2- oh you had sex with spoons?

by Dork knobby July 13, 2017

scruffled eggs

Scrambled eggs with truffle salt

I like scrambled eggs just fine. But scruffled eggs are da bomb!

by Hipster hippy July 12, 2020

Scrufflet

A cute word used to describe a lady gardener, who is covered in either mud, twigs, leaves, or all of the above. Scruffy from working hard creating magic in her allotment/garden like a total boss.

A cute girl who is currently in a scruffy state.

"Oh boy, I look like such a scrufflet right now."

A: "OMG, look at you! You look Stunning!"
B: "Hehe, aww thank you. Normally I'm a muddy scrufflet in the garden."

by EmAlGdn February 6, 2021

scruffmeister

To be scruffy, In all the right ways.
The scruffmeister usually possesses three distinct characteristics.
1. 3-5 day old rocker scruff.
2. “Proficient in consuming pudding cups with out a spoon.” Included in their resume.

3. Rings

(Expert level) Seen accompanied by the same girl as the night before; never more that three consecutive nights though.

“Oh shit Rebecca, I’d totally let that scruffmeister have his way!”

by The Scruffmeister September 12, 2022