Scruffleneck

A stubborn person that is stuck in their ways and think that they know everything.

Sally is such a fucking scruffleneck, I was just trying to show her how to update her TPS reports and she just wouldn't listen.

by President Fuckface January 12, 2017

Scruffle

The use of an sexual organ on the property of another individual.

"Josh, you totally scruffled my iPod".

"Yes Joe, you are now in posession of an iPod Scruffle, enjoy!"

by swimmer0430 May 3, 2008

scrufflies

the stuff that grows out of most males faces, i.e. hair, but catches crumbs, bits of tissue, and on some cases liquids. Scruff is the over all term for the dense form of clumpings of hair, but these are however the ones usually in sparse amounts around the nose and/ upper lip, i.e. mexi-stache.

Girl: please wipe your nose, it's running
Boy: okay *PPPFFFFFFNNNFFF* awww....
Girl: SICK!!! you got tissue and snot all over your scrufflies!!!!
Boy: where??... can you get it for me?!
Girl: NO!!!! that's so gross.

by Bagel Eater December 14, 2010

Scruffles

1. One large cyst.
2. A fat white kid who thinks he can write techno and play bass with no rhythm who doesn't bathe and finds it amusing to do the Truffle Shuffle even though it makes people sick. (like it never did in that dumb movie)
3. Apricot Pudding
4. A large pacific islander who pays rent on a trailer in the lower southwest who eats cats and and small children who tend to wander into her yard and gets very disgruntled when she finds out that they are not toothless rednecks who drink drano and looking for a good time.

James says: Hey have you seen Scruffles lately?
Ed says: No James I haven't.
James: I haven't seen Scruffles since he was scruffling that small Cuban boy in her trailer.
Ed: I know, that day we were wasted on acid was an adventure wasn't it.
James: My ass hasn't felt the same.

by Noshimonoriku December 17, 2008

sluffage

Leftover food for the taking.

After the guests ate their share of lunch, the sluffage was brought to the break room so that others would have a bite.

by kyjellyfish September 23, 2008

Scruffie

A game where you tie a stuffed animal onto some string and put it in the middle of the road at night and hide behind something, and pull it when a car comes.

"you wanna play Scruffie tonight?"
"yeah that game is hilarious!

by Scuffielover222 June 17, 2010

Scrubbage

A term meaning many or multiple slutty girls

Geezer 1: Yo, I'm bored, what are we going to do now?

Geezer 2: You got any condoms?

Geezer 1: Damn skippy!

Geezer: Right, let's go to the club and get us some scrubbage!

by leemanator March 25, 2009