Scruff Mcgruff

when a dog teabags you in your sleep

Damn i woke up and my dog was scruff mcgruffing me all night long dude.

by ILikeCircles June 14, 2009

scruff rape

When a woman has a fetish for men with scruff... She picks her men by the quality of their scruff and proceeds to spend the evening running her fingers through his scruff paying absolutely no attention to the man. Scruff Rape.

Amy met a guy at a concert and Scruff Raped him!

by ScruffRapedAtParadiso November 21, 2013

scruff muffin

1. Looking out of sorts, disheveled, when hoping to get some action.

God I was ready to fuck him but I looked like such a scruff muffin!

by Keeley Aurora October 23, 2007

Scruff McGruff

A person who is broke and/or stank & dirty looking.
scrub

Aww hell naw Pam,A I know that ol' broke down Scruff Mcgruff aint trying to holla at us. lol

by Weda03 July 24, 2003

scruff dust

slang word for the illegal substance amphetemine sulphate,also known as speed

do you want a line of scruff dust?

by del boy September 25, 2006

scruff a munch

(verb) To obtain a meal at a friend's home, as an uninvited guest.

I got here as fast as I could, dude, but I didn't have time to eat any lunch. Do you mind if I scruff a munch?

by bobistheowl November 19, 2013

Scruff scooter

A special move performed when going down on a girl that uses friction and the roughness of your facial "scruff" to get her off

Gave my girl the ol' Scruff scooter and she was howling for more!

by Hovym December 30, 2016