Scrotesque

1. A grotesque scrotum
2. Something that looks like a grotesque scrotum eg an old persons neck skin
3. Something that is horrible looking to the extreme

2.My god your grandad has a scrotesque neck!
3. Man, your girlfriend is scrotesque!

by Dan, James, Pat February 18, 2004

Scrotey

Slang for a dude, especially one that is getting out of control.

"Settle down, Scrotey!"

by scrotey13 October 11, 2012

scrōtmeal

Another name for semen, jizz, nut butter, etc.

For breakfast in bed, Paul served his sleeping wife Tabatha a warm batch of scrōtmeal.

by logifresssssh April 9, 2013

Scrotie

Someone who although works and has a comfortable home life/ lifestyle, gives the appearance of a homeless person e.g, doesn’t shower for days, wears the same clothes all week and is generally a grubby person.

My brother called around for a coffee today and he looked like such a Scrotie

by Trueman380 November 10, 2018

scrote stick

common annoyance in the male population. when the scrotum (nutsack) is sat against for too long or becomes sweaty, it sticks to the side of the leg. often accompanied by itchiness

"Dude I was sitting watching the movie for so long when I stood up I had to fix my scrote stick"

by la crav May 1, 2006

scrotey oats

breakfast cereal of real men.

guy 1: "dude, i had scrotey oats for breakfast this morning"

guy 2: "holy shit dude, does that mean you can like..lift cars and shit with your bare muscles"

guy 1: "yeah"

by Magus January 6, 2005

got scrote?

an australian colloquialism derived from the sayings:
"Got Milk?"
"Scrote-n Tote-n"

"Hey Jenny....Got Scrote?"
"yes because i'm a transvestite"

by Scrotometer #5 September 29, 2006