Scrotee

A goatee that has patches or looks thin/ugly. The implication made that their goatee looks like ball hair.

Generally found on a teenager who has never shaved before and growing their first goatee.

"Hey there, I see your growing a scrotee."

by Mxmaster December 28, 2005

got scrote?

an australian colloquialism derived from the sayings:
"Got Milk?"
"Scrote-n Tote-n"

"Hey Jenny....Got Scrote?"
"yes because i'm a transvestite"

by Scrotometer #5 September 29, 2006

scroteshield

Generally utilized at a bonfire where you happen to be nude and the heat from the fire is too hot to bear, so you pull up the scrotum to protect the penis from the heat.

The heat from the flame was just too much, so Jon had to equip his scroteshield

by Opeth79 August 4, 2006

scroteo

An absurdly high ratio of guys to girls, dudes to bitches, cocks to cat-flaps, sausages to snatches, etc. Aka, "sauage fest".

Friend: "Dude, it's a total cockfest in here."
Me: "Yeah, what a scroteo. Let's head over to MoonJammers."

by Dingleberry12 June 30, 2008

scrotdrum

The musical instrument created by stretching the skin between the testicles. Especially effective in warm climates.

Also: scrotdrumming, to play the scrotdrum.

She wailed away on my scrotdrum last night with some pretty wicked beats.

The drumroll on the scrotdrum reverberated through the auditorium.

by bigsackattack April 25, 2009

Scrote Moat

The area around the base of the scrotum where it comes in contact with the legs and is always sweaty.

"Wow, James has some wicked B.O!"
"No man, he just needs to wash his scrote moat."
"WTF is that?"

by teleturn March 27, 2010

scrote cheese

the film that covers the scrotum and taint (or gooch) after several days without bathing, smells like ham and is very salty

i secrcretly went into the bp bathroom and usd my index and middle finger to swipe my gooch where i had accumulated a significant amount of scrote cheese after bonaroo, when i got back to the car i asked brandon if he would look at my finger to see if i had a hangnail and i quickly wiped the scrote cheese under his nose and above his upper lip before he knew what hit him.

by Papaw peepants June 10, 2011