Scroggin'

Good, hard, nasty, sloppy, wet, and depraved sexual intercourse; can be of the anal, oral, genital, intermammary, or even foot-y variety. Applicable across all sexual orientations as well. The kind of sex you can smell on people afterwards.

Internet porn just wasn't cutting it anymore, the associate professor was tense and in need of a good scroggin'. He would need condoms . . .

by B_Caulk August 2, 2011

scrogging

An act solely linked to aquatic mammals, like the whale or dolphin and any other sea creature with a blowhole. A popular pastime in Australia, especially on the East Coast. It involves beating off whilst riding atop the swimming beast and then inserting the penis into the blowhole of the creature at the point of climax, ejaculating into the animal.

Rupert: Hey! Wheres my wet suit? And my dolphin?!?
Lawrence: Yeah sorry mate, went scrogging last night, got a bit messy

by Stizzlargh February 13, 2008

scrointment

Word used to describe a completely heinous person who has crusty sores all over his or her face, and must use ointment to treat these facial herpes.

Scrointment's face was so crusty and slimy today, it made me puke in my mouth a little.

by Charley & Emma April 25, 2007

scrogical

The process of invoking Screwy Logic. Invalid, inconsistent.
skilled in scrogic b :invalid : illogical
2 : incapable of reasoning or of using reason in an orderly cogent fashion <an illogical thinker>

The engineering department came up with this plan to put screen doors on our submarine. It's completely scrogical.

Well, it looks good on paper, but it's scrogical. It will never work like that.

by Froolap March 28, 2010

Scrotinize

When a disgusting male pervert (a.k.a. "scrote") scrutinizes a woman with obvious lust (often accompanied by dry humping the air or touching his unit through his pocket), he is scrotinizing her.

I was sitting on the Metro, minding my own business, when this homeless perv stands right in front of me and starts to reach deep in his front pocket, grunt and scrotinize me all over.

by MikhailRWI November 30, 2011

Scroogin'

When someone gets upset that Christmas decorations are put up or lit up before Thanksgiving. Also when someone is critical of how someone decorates for the holidays.

Meghan was scroogin' about the Smith's Christmas lights on in their yard up before Thanksgiving.
Meghan and Liz were scroogin' about the poor decorating in their neighbor's yard.

by Meg's Mom January 27, 2017

Scroting

The act of letting your scrotum hang free from your shorts for the public eye to see.

“I just some new short shorts today, there perfect for scroting”

by Lfb200100 August 12, 2020