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Astronaut Screwdriver

by JonathanChance September 24, 2003
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Mexican Screwdriver

It wasn't until vodka swept through mid-twentieth-century America that the Screwdriver - along with other tempting libations (Moscow Mule and Martini to name a couple), began to gain recognition with bartenders as the modern contemporary of highball. Suffice to say a premium vodka (Absolut, Stoli, Smirnoff) or tequila (Arandas, Reserva de la Familia, Jose Cuervo) will often be considered essential for this drink. Pour 2 ounces of this (over a few ice cubes) into a highball glass, and fill the glass with 4 - 6 ounces Tampico, Citrina, hell even tang or the classic freshly squeezed orange juice. Add an orange wheel or a dash of angostura bitters to your highball for a lick of (optional) garnish. Enjoi bitches!
2 oz Vodka/Tequila
5 oz Tampico/Orange Juice/drink
Put 3 ice cubes into a highball glass. Pour in vodka. Fill balance of glass with orange juice, stir, and serve.
by Joe Vegas February 19, 2005
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nazi screwdriver

A drink consisting of Vodka and Fanta-brand soda. So named because of Coca-Cola's profiteering during the second World War in Germany, where they sold Fanta instead of Coke to get around any consequences that selling Coke in Germany would have had. The vodka can be orange-flavored if desired.
by erytried November 17, 2007
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African Screwdriver

A sex position similar to doggystyle but performed with the guy on top of the girl with the girl laying face down on the bed. No this is not a butt-pirate's position because African Screwdrivers shouldn't become rusty trumbones.
The African Screwdriver is my girlfriend's favorite position, and a pillow should be used for the girl's head to help prevent concussions.
by Dyldo the champ November 12, 2009
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Alabama Screwdriver

Its when you put your dick inside one of your cousins or relatives anuses and make them spin in the bed until they either shit or throw up.
James: Man , I pulled that Alabama Screwdriver on Irene!
Vincent: I want to try that with my family!
by Watermelon Homedad July 4, 2017
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Shit me sideways with a screwdriver

Something to scream when you stub your toe or headbutt a doorframe
*Stubs toe*
"SHIT ME SIDEWAYS WITH A SCREWDRIVER"
*walks on like nothing happened"
by Legitnotspam March 29, 2015
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screwdriver

You never have the right ones.
I needed this screwdriver for unscrewing screws, but they were all the wrong sizes.
by udusers1 August 11, 2010
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