screve

This is the guy, who is always helpling himself to your things and never giving back.

Man that fucker ate all my chips again. What a screve! Good thing I pissed on them before I left them out.

by M.Burly AKA Doctrauma April 18, 2004

Blue Screened

v. looking at porn and causing the computer to crash. 90% of all blue screen occurences are a result of fapping research.

I was fapping with about 37 windows open and blue screened. You know computers, help a brotha out?
Only if you don't touch me and I'll be using my own keyboard.

by jonjacobjinglehimersmit456 April 28, 2011

SCREEEEEE

SCREEEEEEE might define excitement or you may type it for spam reasons now welcome y'all your you new spam word instead of saying E

gOrL nAmEd eMiLy: OMG have you seen her new haircut, EW

Bootiful gorl:SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE sHuT uP I sLaY mAh hAiR

by FurryRoach March 7, 2020

Fucking Screener

Humans who can't stop fucking with, texting/looking at, their smart phone screen.

Texting while walking the Fucking Screener landed a face plant off the curb he could not see.

Screeners sit in the same room with each other and text instead of talking to each other.

Screaners are the worst to date.

by Blue Sparks January 8, 2013

shreeve

The word is derived from Henry Miller Shreve's name; some random person that no one knows about.

Hey, who the hell is that weird shreeve over there?

by Nessy October 9, 2004

Screwvenir

Any exorbitantly overpriced and particularly low-quality memento, keepsake, or reminder sold by people in tiny little shacks in "touristy" destinations.

"My shitty $3 Bahamas T-shirt was only $28... ON SALE! And this $1 cheap plastic mug shaped like a coconut was a real bargain at only $17!"

"...wow....talk about getting a screwvenir..."

by ruggedzero March 4, 2019

screegeed

When somthing that has been flattened is scraped off.

I screeged my friend off the road. (it was his fault. Honest)

by mousier bonjour February 3, 2003