Screenior

An elder or person above 50 years old who is on their phone a lot. Specifically an old man who has glasses and has to holds his phone far away to read it. Can also be used to retaliate against a senior calling a teenager a screenager

Dad, get off your phone, you're being a screenior!

by Xjude7 May 7, 2017

Sceenie Weenie

Prepubescent scene kids. Usually girls. Typically found in large packs in malls, parks, schools, or even venues.

Look at that crowd of sceenie weenies giggling at us. They're all so tiny and cute!

by Zomboi January 27, 2009

Random TSA Screening

The words screamed and the action taken as one puts their hands down the pants of a partner, friend, or stranger and fondles them while laughing histerically.

My girlfriend was mad when i gave her a random TSA screening but all my friends thought it was funny.

by smithcmau December 21, 2010

Dead Screening

The act of sitting in front of a computer screen and surfing for information and entertainment mindlessly. A more brain-dead type of surfing the internet that commonly occurs at or between the times of 10:00pm and 2:00 am. The information found while Dead Screening is not usually remembered the next day. To come out of Dead Screening is an impossible task until you cannot think of anything more to search, fall asleep at the computer or are disturbed in some way by a partner, power cut or internet crash.

*FB chat between Friends*
Guy1: sup
Guy2: sup, wuu2?
Guy2: DUDE WUU2?
Guy1: huh, oh dead screening

*In the office the next day*
Guy1: Hey man, what time did you get to bed last night, you look like shit!
Guy2: ooh umm, iunno I was Dead Screening until 3:25 am
Guy1: what did you find?
Guy2: iunno...

by Theata October 9, 2010

screenpeeker

Screenpeeker - someone who looks off their own screen in a videogame to cheat.

"stupid screenpeeker" or "I hate screenpeekers" or "screenpeeking is cheating"

by Whok762 June 27, 2005

screener

Person who doesn't answer calls unless they recognize the number.

I am a screener.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015

screening

To read text on a computer screen, cellphone screen, Kindle screen or PDA screen or BlackBerry screen; replaces the term "reading" which now only refers to reading print text on paper

"I hate reading print newspapers now. I do all my screening online."

by PRwiz101 February 14, 2009