scouching

The act of squatting on a couch. Especially popular when one should actually be doing something more important.

Me: Have you done your homework yet?

Her: Nah.. I'm just scouching.

by pimaconfit April 21, 2018

Poop Snotching

The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.

Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.

by Vladdx March 3, 2008

ball scratching

Describing a boring situation. Originally from the hebrew term Legarbetz, a shortening of "Legared Beytzim", to scratch balls. When you're so bored you just scratch your balls.

Boy - no beer, no chicks, no TV... That was a ball scratching Tuesday.

by Ariel Shalev October 23, 2005

Scratching the Record

When a girl "Scratches their record" they're masturbating in a circle motion which provides the most arousal to their clitoris.

"Dude, She was scratching the record all night, last night"

by ryaneschevere March 8, 2010

scootching

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.

My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.

by mary ann August 17, 2003

snotching

Snotching is when a girl rubs her nose up and down a man's gooch.

The filthy slag was snotching that guy

by Shug89 October 14, 2018

Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch.

Did you see Varun scrotching the other day? Gross!

by bigbang666 April 27, 2019