yooper scooper

A large snow scoop used primarily by those from the U.P. to remove the annual 200+ inches of snow that they receive.

I had to use my yooper scooper to clear all the white shit from my driveway.

by YooperV December 13, 2008

Scoobert

Scoobert 'Scooby' Doo's real fucking FIRST name -- His last name is just 'Doo'.

Let's feed *Scoobert Doo* some Scooby Snacks because they're called Scooby Snacks not 'Scoobert Snacks'

by Cpt_ZappBrannigan January 20, 2014

Scooter kid

A (usually) young "skater" that can't skate at a real skate park using a real skateboard, so they use a razor scooter instead. Cases like this happen because their parents won't buy them a "super cool skateboard for their 7th birthday." Scooter kids are hated all over the skating community. They get in the way of real skaters' tricks, ranging from 2 inch grinds to pop shuvits. They stand in the way and then complain when they get run over and go mouth off to their mommy like the babies they are. No one likes the scooter kid. Don't be the scooter kid.

Skater: *Pushes off and is about to do a grind to ollie 180 landing*
Scooter kid: "OH MOM LOOK A PENNYBOARD WHOS IS IT CAN I HAVE ONE?"
Skater: "Look out you retard!"
Skater: *Crashes into scooter kid*
Scooter kid: *Cry* "Mom get the dinosaur bandaids pls. NOW mom NOW."
Scooter kid's mom: "I should have gotten him a skateboard... or an abortion."

by Skaterguyhatesscooterkids May 1, 2014

scooter stick

The wooden stick attached to a bottle rocket. Used to hold the rocket in a bottle or a good gripper for throwing said rocket.

The scooter stick on that rocket saved my life....

by ChrisS21 October 21, 2007

Scooger

A combination of the words scab and booger. They are the scab-like boogers you get in your nose, you have to kinda scrape them off and generally hurts, and sometimes they bleed a little tiny bit.

"Ow! I just picked a gnarly scooger out of my nose, and it hella hurt to get out!"

by Radassical February 25, 2008

Scooter gay

Louis is a person who would ride a scooter gay and he also has a mini-scull penis he’s always bragging how good he is on everything he’s mother but a bumsauce

This kid on a scooter is a scooter gay

by Louis barn November 10, 2018

Scooter Ankle

(n) The sensational pain of hitting you ankle with your fucking scooter that one way.
ex. Go commit scooter ankle.

Fred: Let's ride our scooters!
Felix: No, I'm afraid I'll get scooter ankle.
Fred: Then, I hope you get scooter ankle you fucktard.

by Eim Gay December 1, 2019