Swobble

Swobble is an abbreviation for "Swear on the Holy Bible". Also, When you "swobble" on something, you are saying that what you said is true or affirmative and if it turns out to be false, you get two slaps to the face with no resistance allowed

I swobble I didn't eat the cake in the fridge, it was someone else!

by Bigmangeoff August 6, 2018

Scoble

skoh-buhl

–verb (to scoble)

1. To receive a reply to an often reasonable comment with a nonsensical sentence involving the misuse of the English language, but which at the same time makes absolute sense.

Often humorous in its construction.

Will usually require at least two readings to fully comprehend its meaning.

When describing facial hair:

"Your moustache are like two fighting badger being glued together to forum a bridge for unwanted hobnobs crumb to cross over"

#ubinscobled

In retort to a discussion on compulsory wearing of helmets:

"Sexist, how can the female have helmet? they don't even have penises.

Unless you count their clitoris as a penis, in which case you're just strange."

#ubinscobled

by ibinscobled October 24, 2011

Scrobble

Can replace most verbs to indicate that an action has been performed, and that it has been logged or recorded by a 'scrobbler', which is a system that records whatever you're scrobbling, although the scrobbler may not necessarily exist.

If you played 64 games of Fifa 98: Road To World Cup, you could say "I scrobbled Fifa 64 times today." Or if you were on the phone, you could say "I was updating my PhoneScrobbler".

by McRib September 3, 2005

swobble

to swobble means rating the usability of things in the internet like websites and web-applications.

Gary swobbled amazon.com and came to the conlusion that its a good place to shop online.

by charles de gaulles March 2, 2009

snobble

A snot bubble. A bubble blown in your nostril with snot.

John was an expert in blowing snobbles.

by sanigene January 10, 2008

snobble

To pilfer items from another person's, or shared, plate of food and eat them quickly.

A dessert to be shared by two children arrives at the table. One child looks at the other and says "Don't you snobble all of that down".

by adobeman September 20, 2007

Swobble

To take two or more penises insert them into your mouth and "swab" them with your tongue

Jordan attempted to get a swobble going on the bus but no one was acknowledging him

by Pseudorififc April 1, 2009