scissoring off the turtle head

When you are taking a shit, it's the last little pieces to come out.

Dude 1: Cmon' bro, let's hit the clubs.

Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.

by Heezy P. March 16, 2014

scissoring

when you buy 2 pairs of scissors instead of 1

guy 2 at the cash register: are you really scissoring in my store
guy 1 buying the scissors: yeah i'm scissoring

by 0PL March 17, 2021

scissorstopped

The equivalent of a cockblock; an interference that prevents a sexual encounter between two women

I went home with a woman to hook up but her roommate scissorstopped us and I didn’t get laid.

by Nelnmel May 19, 2021

Cyber Scissoring

Acting out lesbian sex acts via the internet using a webcam.

"Whoa I just saw some stills of Casey and Joe the Lesbo cyber scissoring and it was hot!"

by kclaxpoo August 19, 2011

Phone-Scissoring

When two females share intimate feelings over the phone together, otherwise know as chick talking. The purpose is to build to emotional climax, possibly culminating in an emo-phonegasm as evidenced by tears.

Stop phone-scissoring with Stacey and make me dinner!

by x BILKO x October 10, 2016

Scissoring

WHEN two people sister scissor each other’s pussys

I sister scissored shoniker last with me grant. Scissoring is so fun

by Sisters-in-law April 27, 2019

Scissoring Mudslide

It's when you scissor with a woman and you shit into her vagina. Then you fuck it.

Oh Brenda, just give me that hot Scissoring Mudslide. I'm a dirty girl.

by Shyrel Antwonel Amfany August 30, 2010