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Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!
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Herman Schultz

The male version of a shocker.
He's getting a Herman Schultz, The act of a woman vigorously fingering a males butthole while simultaneously jerking him off.
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Christin Schultz speed

When someone runs super fast
Wow that nigga almost reached christin schultz speed
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Mrs Schultz

Indisputably the best teacher ever.
"Wow, Mrs Schultz is an amazing teacher."
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San Diego Schultze

Kissing someone while their shitting.

Synonym: San Diego thank you
Dude, Nick just gave James a San Diego Schultze and now he has ptsd while having a BM.
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Schultz

When someone who is in charge, that has no business being so somehow manages to make everything more difficult and makes ignorant choices. Can also be defined as a hypocritical person and does nothing but complains and nitpicks. Another definition of Schultz is "shit"
"seems like your having a Schultz of a day"
by Gooch4914 August 20, 2021
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