Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
by Benfea October 16, 2006
Get the Schultz's Law of Conservation of Uglinessmug. Damnnn do you see that dump on that bitch over there ?
yeah bro shit should be illegal to drive man , that’s 100% brooklyn schultz
yeah bro shit should be illegal to drive man , that’s 100% brooklyn schultz
by BIG DICK BIT September 26, 2021
Get the Brooklyn Schultzmug. Indisputably the best teacher ever.
by Pleb Pleb June 8, 2022
Get the Mrs Schultzmug. by Sublime55 June 29, 2010
Get the Christin Schultz speedmug. by KahnJeremy May 11, 2022
Get the San Diego Schultzemug. When someone who is in charge, that has no business being so somehow manages to make everything more difficult and makes ignorant choices. Can also be defined as a hypocritical person and does nothing but complains and nitpicks. Another definition of Schultz is "shit"
"seems like your having a Schultz of a day"
by Gooch4914 August 20, 2021
Get the Schultzmug. by benallirachelpreston October 26, 2011
Get the Schultze Toolmug.