noob school bus

The n00b school bus (or noob school bus) is something that whining people who suck (often called noobs or n00bs, sometimes nubs or scrubs) tend to ride when they get OWNED or PWNED at video games, usually Counter-Strike.

Quake announcer: Headshot!
Alex: Haha!!! Beep beep! Is that the school bus? Is that the school bus?
Matt: Not afreakinggain.

Quake announcer: Double kill!
Jason: Haha Matt you're just riding teh noob school bus today.

by ArcticWarfare April 17, 2006

School Bus Nut

A student or athlete that misbehaves on a bus before they reach their designation

OMG, The wrestling team were pissed when TJ acted out in front of everybody, he is such a school bus nut

by I ran out of ideas April 16, 2018

school bus

When you punch a female in the snatch.

Did you see how hard Bob school buses Courtney's snatch?

by madmanwelsh88 December 10, 2016

School bus driver

A fucking cunt who drives the shitty school bus full of children who suck cocks to bitch school, and sucks their dicks along the way.

Man, my school bus driver sucks dick.

by Spencer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 18, 2017

School Bus Surfing

A term parents of young children should be familair with that was coined by police to describes how pedophiles stalk new victims.

The Pedophile was school bus surfing for weeks looking for his next victim.

by Jay by the C January 15, 2007

school bus teeth

when a persons teeth are big and yellow like a school bus.

"sally did you see joes teeth, he has school bus teeth!"

by asiram517 May 01, 2009

The Magic School Bus

The act of smoking DMT before entering the morning school bus. The user would trip out on the ride to school and exit the bus sober.

Tim: Hey dude you ridding the bus tomorrow?
James: Yeah, The Magic School bus.
Tim: Oh shit, good luck man.

by LickMyHawk September 05, 2011