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schedge

The short form of schedule. Never spelled; only spoken... until now.

Pronounced (sK-edge).
G: Yo B, want to kick it in the park with some 40's?

B: Yeah I dunno, have to check the schedge, G.
by SCrow December 7, 2006
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schwed

Dude, I'm fucking schwed.
Call me Fred Schwed Jr.
by Jay n' Bir April 27, 2006
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poop schedule

when you make sure you poop at the same time everyday. you usually have to plan out what you eat and when you eat it. it comes in handy when you know you are going to be around people for a while.
example 1: person 1: "now that school has started again, my poop schedule is all out of whack"
person 2:"tell me about it brah"

example 2: person 1: Tom asked me to go to dinner with him tonight, but i said no.
person 2: why not?
person 1: it interferes with my poop schedule.
by lorielle September 24, 2007
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Schroedinger's Cat

Is a cat in an isolated box that has a 50% chance of getting killed in the next hour due to a quantum event - such as a particle decaying with 50% chance, and which will release a poison that will kill the cat. If the particle does not decay, then cat will remain alive.

Schroedinger/Einstein claimed that after an hour with the box lid closed, the cat must be either dead or alive, each with 50% probability - this is just common sense. Bohr/Heisenberg claimed that with the lid closed, the cat is neither alive nor dead, but 50% alive AND 50% dead at the same time. That is the cat is in 2 mutually exclusive states at the same time!

Bohr's position is the "Principle of Superposition" and is central to quantum physics.

Empirical experments show that Bohr was correct, and Schroedinger wrong - up to a point. If the observer happens to be in the box, he will see what Schroedinger asserts. If the observer is out of the box and cannot see inside the box, then Bohr is right.

So Bohr and Schroedinger were both neither right nor wrong! What irony. The answer is "who is asking". Is the observer privy (entangled) with the cat or not. Note: this is unrelated to the popular concept that "the observer influences the observed". There is no influence by the observer.
You are both right and wrong just like Schroedinger's cat
by Litwitquak January 11, 2008
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Schediaphile

A person who is attracted to sexually attracted to anime characters
Yeah, I caught John trying to have anal sex with his his anime body pillow, he’s such a schediaphile
by Shadoom77 August 13, 2018
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Schoettelkotte

A person who is a phenomenal slut who sucks any guy's penis with no ambitions. A person who also tries to be everything that they are not, especially considering the fact that they give up their body basically making them not a person.
Emily: Hi my name is Emily!
Ron: Hi my name is Ron.
Ron: "What the f---!"
Emily strips clothes off and immediately starts viscously sucking and slurping Ron's majestic steed Cock
Emily: Ayy man, Jamarcus betta not play me like dat nigga
Ron: Damn, your such a fucking Schoettelkotte.
by brittanydavisbumplecart May 30, 2009
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Schmedium

When your body is clearly one size bigger than shirt or pants you are wearing
Steve was wearing his schmedium LB shirt again .... it’s time for a 3x.
by Ohyeahr May 7, 2018
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