Schnecking

The act of shirking responsibility out of laziness while knowing your decision to do so will harm others.

I could have reported those crime statistics like I was supposed to, but I decided schnecking would be easier.

by squidgit November 14, 2014

chocking

Supporting the knees with wedges so they don't slip forward while fucking doggy style. Similar to chocking the wheels of a trailer.

My new girl insists on chocking her knees so she doesn't slide around while I'm behind her.

by loverlygirl September 7, 2016

Schlacking

When you take an asskicking in the midterm elections.

"I took a Schlacking last night" Nov 2nd, 2010

by Patrick Irish November 3, 2010

Jchocking

1.To go to bed at an excessivly early time.
2. To drink an energy drink than immedietly afterwards fall asleep.

It's ten o'clock man john really jchocking it tonight

by quickee December 8, 2006

chocking the chicken

when a female puts a death grip on a mans penis. and chockes his penis so hard the tip gets huge and red. thus maing it look like a chicken

like now i am chocking the chicken

by jonny jupersonn November 15, 2010

Shocking

A way of describing an object that startles you with it's crapness

That orange tent over there is shocking!

by gwinstone August 19, 2003

shacking off

To take a shit and Jack off at the same time. (its called shingering for the ladies)

I was taking the browns to the superbowl the other day and decided to make it better by shacking off.

by slyvester August 10, 2006