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Schnoozy

The moment just before sleeping or just before waking. Usually induced by snuggling up (jigsawing) with someone and getting super comfy or post coital cuddling which will, undoubtedly lead to you being "schnoozy" or schnoozing. In the morning it's that moment when you are almost awake and snuggled up with someone, feeling warm, comfy and schnoozy.
"Babe are you schnoozy?"
"You're totally schnoozing!"
"It's time to get up, are you schnoozy?"
by TeeDixie December 7, 2012
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tuna schooner

A sexual position similar to missionary. Instead of penetration, the male places his johnson in the vagina lips like a hot dog in a bun and rubs back and forth.
Mary wants to stay a virgin, so she asked her boyfriend Harry to give her a tuna schooner.
by Victory92 June 3, 2017
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schnoogly

to feel all squishy and nice inside
After seeing a picture of a particaularly cute kitten and/or Brian Molko:
"ooohh...i've gone over all schnoogly"
by Pretty Vacant May 14, 2004
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schnoogle

Pronunciation: \shnü-gl\

Function: Noun, verb

Etymology: 21st century Anglo-Swiss colloquialism

1. as noun, schnoogler
an individual, normally of Swiss/Germanic descent that causes grief to the observer in some fashion, derived from the sound the conversation makes due to excessive use of schnu tones.

2. as verb, to schnoogle
(i) to say in a Swiss/Germanic voice or cadence a phrase that is grossly uninteresting or naive conveying lack of intellect or thought.
(ii) to behave in a slightly slimy or underhanded manner or to deceptively schmooze against ones normal code of ethics with sole intent of attaining kudos, 'schnooglebucks' or some other endgame.
(iii) to move by a small almost insignificant amount synonymous with 'noogie'.
noun:
'i cant stand the stupid questions from the schnooglers anymore' or 'the schnooglers are driving me nuts'

verb:
(i) 'I'm getting schnoogled to death by this mindless blather'
(ii) 'I schnoogled my way into the club by claiming to be someone famous.'
(iii) 'I'm schnoogling the bid because I know he's a seller and I have nothing but disdain for him'
by theswisscowboy January 19, 2010
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Schmoon

Smirnoff vodka in a goonbag.

Smirnoff+Goon= Schmoon.
Guy one: What are you drinking?
Guy two: SCHMOON!!! Best shit ever!
by inspiredbymagic November 3, 2010
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schnooof

A decription of something that is awesome in the most awesome degree of awesomeness!!
"My god you're schnooofy"
"Fuckin hell you were schnooof in bed last night"
"Freaking Schnooof!
by Iron Cross December 17, 2006
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schoonerz

A way of talking shit in a very dodgy suburb or on a boat
Man you are talking some mad schoonerz brah
by Cheggger January 12, 2014
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