Garry Shandling

This is what Hanz Zimmer would look like if he was on drugs.

Garry Shandling looks like Hanz Zimmer on crack cocaine.

by Restekp August 4, 2018

Scandinavian Gas Chamber

When a cat farts in an enclosed space, with you inside. Sorta like a Dutch Oven. Except without the blanket and with a cat instead.

My cat just gave me my first experience of a Scandinavian Gas Chamber.

by fatstalker101 November 21, 2010

Scandinavian Shower

Instead of taking an actual shower with soap and water, one just puts lotion on.

I don't have time to scrub down in a real shower, I'll just take a Scandinavian Shower.

by peloton September 24, 2009

Scandinavian Avalanche

After a guy cums in a girl, she quickly stands over him and lets the cum flow out allover him.

After Dick came into Jane, she stood over his face and treated him to a Scandinavian Avalanche.

by brooklyn_kielbasa May 14, 2009

Scandinavian Paddle

The act of hitting testicles with a ping pong paddle studded with thumbtacks.

My girlfriend is such a freak she gave me a "Scandinavian Paddle"/
Bob was at my place last night and we gave each other a "Scandinavian Paddle"

by AyyyYes December 4, 2017

Scandinavian Spunk Pirate

When a person of the black race just has to have spunk in or around sexual areas. Much of who is called a swamp ninja.

Kent , why are you being such a Scandinavian Spunk Pirate all the time.

by Mr. Amazon Firefighter February 25, 2009

Garlic Shandling Burger

A burger flavored with garlic

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Garlic Shandling Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018