Clam-scaping

The fine art of shaving ones genitalia as a female. The act itself does not refer to any particular pattern just the act itself.

Man did you see Becky's clam-scaping job, she did lightning bolts!

by BrownSquared February 4, 2010

shaking like a cat shittin' a peach seed

Mississippi Slang to describe someone who is visibly nervous or a person who is shaking from a disease (Parkinsons for example) or hangover.

Did you see that guy in the pawn shop with the 4 plasma tv's? Yeah he was "shaking like a cat shittin' a peach seed"; no doubt that shit was stolen!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

Man Scaping

For a guy to trim his pubic hair or to style it fashionably.

Bob spent several hours in the bathroom Man Scaping so that he was ready for his big date.

'Hey dude we still hitting the clubs on Saturday night?'
'Yeah but i gotta man scape abit first, it's like a jungle down there!'

by OaksUleh July 29, 2009

shaking hands with the unemployed

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Shaking hands with the Pope.

It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.

Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.

by Griz April 18, 2004

Shaking hands with Mr. Happy

Masturbating, jerking off

After watching Halle Berry get doggied by Billy Bob in Monster's Ball, I had to go shake hands with Mr. Happy.

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2003

shaking my head

Shaking my head: something you do when a person or thing is so utterly rediculous that you just nod in disbelief

Person: OMG look at that lollipop it's huge

Me:that's a garden hose

Me: "shaking my head"

by Samantha_hill_ April 19, 2014