scaffold

A cartilage peircing in the ear.

There are two holes that are both aligned so that one bar (scaffold) will go through both of them without twisting the ear.

They are quite unusual and they look really cool.

You normally have to get both holes pierced at the same time (when I got mine they used the same needle but you don't have to) but I know a guy who got the second one done later and just made sure it would line up.

I have a scaffold piercing - it hurt like buggery! Stupid school rules don't let me wear it though so I have to wear a retainer bar and a LeBrette.

by GLJ March 24, 2007

Scafmekfag

WHen you by accidentally fuck a goat with a spoon in your hand

That Russian is a scafmekfag

by A spoon fucker September 27, 2018

scaffminer

When someone comes within a woman then uses his finger to scavenge and retrieve the cum to then go on to devour it most commonly in front of her.

After fucking that whore I cramed my dick in her and pulled a scaffminer.

by brendoneatsass April 11, 2019

Scaffidi

Term for a corrupt politician, often used as a verb.

The Minister just committed a scaffidi by accepting a gift in relation to development proposal

by amunotme December 20, 2019

Scaffidi

Corrupt politician often used as a verb

The Minister committed a Scaffidi when he accepted a gift for passing a development for his friend

by amunotme December 20, 2019

Scaffadoodle

A scaffadoodle is a white orange haired guy that eats tacos on a wednesday

Guy 1: Look a scaffadoodle!
Guy 2: Where?!?

by Jajaja3000 May 20, 2022

Scafagle

When you try to skedaddle but you trip and fall rather embarrassingly on the floor, damaging your two front teeth until you see the traumatic glitter pool from the shitty novel, “Darius Bell and the Glitter Pool”.

Fucking hell I tried to run away from Gemma because she had an axe but I could only scafagle.

by Kevin, Bob, and Steve July 20, 2022