alto saxophone player

An alto saxophone player that usually finds joy in being first chair and boasting about his "superior" parts. Might be friends with the bass clarinet player.

An alto saxophone player is usually male and finds joy in dating girlfriends of his friends

alto saxophone player by opiu November 23, 2007

British Saxophone 

When on the verge orgasm, the woman inserts a wooden reed into the man's urethra and plays a c-flat, causing instanious orgasm, bowel, and bladder release.

"Bruh, my girlfriend is such a freak. Last night she gave me a British Saxophone."

British Saxophone by HarryMcTuckett March 27, 2020

Dirty Saxophone 

The act of felating your partner with four fingers in your rectum whilst having a a mouth full of Nutella

At the end of the act, the person giving the blow job spits both the cum and used Nutella and cum onto the other person's chest

Doris was providing gunter with a dirty saxophone at the office parry, thankfully she had remembered to bring some nutella from the kitchenette before hand,. Afterwards she wiped her fingers on hunters shirt, fortunately the brown stains were easily explained away by the Nutella

Dirty Saxophone by Honest Joe January 20, 2021

Subcontrabass saxophone 

The largest instrument in the saxophone family. This instrument is pitched one octave below the bass saxophone, which is in bb. There are also very few subcontrabasses in c, which are only produced by bennidikt Eppelsheim, a german instrument manufacturer.

Guy 1: HOLY COW! THAT SUBCONTRABASS SAXOPHONE IS HUGE!

Fake depressed bitch: Larger than my will to live.

Subcontrabass saxophone by FLAMGO DEFINITION!!!1!!!111!! March 15, 2021

Green Saxophone

A bong.

Yeah righto mate I'll be right back, I'm just gonna have a play of the old green saxophone.

Green Saxophone by happytherippa April 15, 2021

Public Saxophone 

A term coined by Jimi Hendrix simply meaning an electric guitar.

You've got uh, Billy Cox on bass. Mitch Mitchell on drums, and yours truly on a, uh, Public Saxophone

Public Saxophone by Voodoo.Child August 11, 2020

anglo-saxophone 

Anglo-Saxophone (aNGɡlō-saksəˌfōn) n.
1. A generically "white" sounding saxophone
2. A saxophone played by a man who wishes to be a cool-cat, but is just too "white"

"Is that an anglo-saxophone I hear?"
"That is such an anglo-saxophone"
"My grandfather used to play an anglo-saxophone. He was really s**t"

anglo-saxophone by Halfslatch May 20, 2016