The Saxophone 69

Simultaneous saxophone playing - the female sucks the male's saxophone while he sucks her saxophone. Gay and lesbian versions of the Saxophone 69 are also practiced.

Billy and Jane simultaneously played each other saxophones while laying in opposite directions in a belly-to-belly position, thus performing the Saxophone 69.

by sexy sax player December 12, 2011

Shitty Saxophone

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and she farts and it creates a sound that reminds you of Bill Clinton playing the saxophone.

Everything was going great... until she threw a shitty saxophone at me! I didn't know what to do!

by Bandboy69 January 25, 2009

Tenor Saxophone

Far shittier than an Alto and you can not convince me otherwise.

Guy 1: I love gay sex with men and my mom getting fucked by my friend!
Guy 2: Are you a Tenor Saxophone player?
Guy 1: Yeah?
Guy 2: is your friend an Alto player?
Guy 1: Yeah and he has a hot ass.
Guy 2 Yeah no shit.

by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022

Bloody Saxophone

When a woman on her period is being eaten out and fingered at the same time.

Damn dude, my girl firend is on the rag again... looks like I'm playing the bloody saxophone in the band tonight.

by Trivia Josh October 22, 2010

Tenor Saxophone

Tenor Saxophone (Shiny curve boi) - The best instrument that exists and ever will exist. Just low enough to get those fat rich notes and just high enough to grab the audience's attention for a sick solo.

Tenor Saxophonist - The super cool person that plays the best instrument ever and is super chill about it even when adoring fans flock them and ask to touch their instrument. Social and a bit competitive, but not egotistical, unlike other saxophonists COUGH ALTOS COUGH

All saxophonists are prone to play jazz songs and random licks at rehearsal. It's our nature. Don't blame us.

Person 1: Did you hear that amazing tenor saxophone solo???

Person 2: I KNOW, so SMOOTH!!!

Alto Sax Player: I don't know what you guys are talking about.

by platypusvibes February 26, 2023

Glass Saxophone

Another word for a bong.

Hey man, you want to play a song on the glass saxophone? I packed a fresh bowl.

by YeezusHchrist November 23, 2018

Dusty Saxophone

To give a blowjob to someone who grew up in the 80s while humming the introductory saxophone solo to Careless Whisper by George Michael

Lisa: After 30 years of marriage I've been struggling to spice things up in the bed with Michael lately. All he wants to do is listen to old pop music and play old video games from the 80s and 90s...
Mary: I bet he would love a dusty saxophone, just make sure you hit that low F...

by deathmore March 20, 2021