Sausage

An unwelcome dude that is allowed to stay because he came with girls.

Hey Tiffany, you and your friends can stay but can you ditch the sausage?

by Big tall and important July 8, 2018

Sausagize

To squeeze one's body unattractively. Usually used when females refer to their terrible options for swimwear.

I need new swim bottoms, but everything I've tried on is sausagizing me!

I finally found a new swimsuit that doesn't sausagize my legs! --said no girl ever.

by meagano4887 September 14, 2013

sausage

penis

may i get a slice of sausage

by wowwow yt November 17, 2021

Sausage

Meat-based food consisting of either ground meat, pork, or beef along with salt or other condiments.

''Hey i really want to eat sausage rn''
''Nice, you want a hotdog?''

by 1517_ May 14, 2021

Sausage

its a fucking sausage why would you want to know the definition
but since you asked:

A dead cow pulverized into little bits and then shoved into a cellulose skin, blasted with heat and eaten

That Sausage was really good!

by usertail March 7, 2020

Sausage

The Thing That A Man Has That Strait Women Who Are Not A Sexual Want ALOT;)

Yo Tyrone Can I Have your Black Sausage.

by That Captin Crunch Boi April 8, 2019

Sausaging

When a man fucks a woman in the hole from a colostomy bag.

It is essentially fucking the large intestine, which is commonly used to make sausage skins (albeit with animal intestines).

Chad: "yo dude, did you fuck that chick with the colostomy bag?"
Brad: "yeah man, I took that shit off and started Sausaging her!"

by rimjobledouche July 27, 2020