Term now used by automakers (Toyota) in an attempt to dress-up what is actually yet another RECALL of their vehicles due to MALFUNCTIONING components caused by SUBPAR manufacturing practices and INEFFECTIVE quality assurance procedures.
Prius owner: "OMG Toyota is awesome; they contacted me to participate in a Customer Satisfaction Campaign. I am so happy to be a Toyota owner! They take such good care of me!"
Ford owner: "You are an idiot."
Ford owner: "You are an idiot."
by Nottanotherecall December 2, 2010
Get the Customer Satisfaction Campaign mug.The attempt to sound intelligent through the use of meaningless statistics that you yourself do not understand. This trait is most often observed in politicians, sportscasters and law school students.
After watching the presidential debate, I was overwhelmed by the level of statistication shown by both candidates.
by soul glow March 21, 2009
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Noun.
The act of giving oneself pleasure, usually in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. The occasional thumb inserted into one's anal canal also applies.
The act of giving oneself pleasure, usually in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. The occasional thumb inserted into one's anal canal also applies.
Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction whilst looking in the bathroom mirror.
by Lennythebear September 18, 2016
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Often refers to the act of pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. Also applies to putting thumbs up the anal canal.
Often refers to the act of pleasuring oneself in a sexual manner a.k.a wanking. Also applies to putting thumbs up the anal canal.
Fred had an evening planned of pizza, video games and violent self-satisfaction in front of the mirror.
by Lennythebear September 19, 2016
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Sex with him is just okay; however it’s the cuddling afterwards that reminds you of what satisfaction us ladies want.
If you really only want the security feeling from cuddling, he’s your man. Meaning, the sexual satisfaction comes from his post coitus embrace.
Said, another way….
Sexual satisfaction is not during sex from his penis. Definitely not from his mouth/tongue ; however, all you ever desired sexually is a man to hold you tight all night .
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Sex with him is just okay; however it’s the cuddling afterwards that reminds you of what satisfaction us ladies want.
If you really only want the security feeling from cuddling, he’s your man. Meaning, the sexual satisfaction comes from his post coitus embrace.
Said, another way….
Sexual satisfaction is not during sex from his penis. Definitely not from his mouth/tongue ; however, all you ever desired sexually is a man to hold you tight all night .
Bradley S. from Cincinnati does the body, more than your vigina, good !!!
He thinks he’s great as sex but he’s better at the “cuddling after sex satisfaction”
Trust me, you have a vibrator for your vigina. And one Bradley S. from Cincinnati will give you the sexual satisfaction you truly want, cuddling with you all night!
Trust me, you have a vibrator for your vigina. And one Bradley S. from Cincinnati will give you the sexual satisfaction you truly want, cuddling with you all night!
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Get the Satisfaction mug.I can uninstall all the bs that lets you see everything I do on my laptop and continue to get satisfaction by solving crimes by myself; like I've done for years on my literally half a dozen laptops that have gone to the laptop gods.
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