Saucomicide

Sauce-OM-i-cide

When you kill someone else with sauce.

I just committed saucomicide and now i'm going to prison.

by mka2001 November 9, 2016

sitcom

Single Income Two Children Oppressive Mortgage

If you live in a sitcom you might go bankrupt so your better off as a dink.

Look up dink here.

by Schon September 29, 2003

satchmo

n. An informal term for the sasquatch

woah, I almost saw the satchmo!
Really? (dies)

by Neo Ibhalmn August 24, 2007

sitcom person

a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.

oh my fucking god! kevin is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!

by a prsn June 26, 2008

Sitcom

Using the duration in viewing an entire and complete "Sitcom" (Commercials and all) as a measure of the amount of time something takes. (30 Minutes)

Yo, I saw that new Will Ferrell movie. It was less than 3 sitcoms long. What a gip.

by Marc Cassata March 7, 2008

sitcom person

a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.

oh my god! he is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!

by aprsn July 3, 2008

Satchmo

The politically-correct way of insulting a person implying that the insultee is a morbidly-obese, smelly, unattractive pathetic loser with a personality to match.

Steve: "Are you still with Jen?"
Nathan: "No I dumped that SATCHMO for her best friend Lisa."
**See also Satchmoes

by mooseknuckle December 24, 2004