Scroopie

an attractive girl,

scroopie: a female that the beholder finds attractive, regardless of age size etc, an attractive older woman would be described as a scroopie Milf

by Will Esson November 7, 2008

sarcophagological entomologist

An scientist who studies the unique insect biota of sarcophacae.

Mrs L.B. (Ottawa, Canada) is a world renowned sarcophagological entomologist whose research was responsible for redefining the phyla: insecta bizara

by cfsapper December 28, 2010

sarcophagus

coffin where dead peeps stay

ummm...a coffin..i dont kno!

by Pickle P-K December 8, 2003

stroopy

a wrinkled, non excited or engorged male's member

I had to take the auld geezer for a shower and his stroopy was like a ginger root. Jeez! it was shocking.

by James Blaast! October 22, 2009

Strooping

Strooping usually occurs when a group of friends go out for a drink.
The unfortunate person whom leaves there glass unatended gets a penis dipped in it.
stroopers are local to wick (scotland)
and can some times be wose than spiking of a drink

person 1: hey im going to the lavatory safe guard my drink
person 2: ignores
strooper: sticks penis in drink*
person 1: thanks for looking after my drink dude
Drinks strooped drink*
there fore the action of Strooping

by captain stroop May 12, 2008

Sarcoptimistic

A cynical, satiric quality that an otherwise very happy, optimistic, bubbly person possesses.

why, you seem very sarcoptimistic today

by wsdfjskjf February 26, 2010

stroopwaffled

Verb. An inadequate gesture of compensation made by a company with monopoly on a service. Gesture has the opposite intended effect and draws negative attention to it's shitty business practices.

I just paid $2000 dollars for an eight hour flight to Hawaii. The airline stroopwaffled me. All I got was some lousy wasabi rice crackers.

by The Cyberfooled September 25, 2016