Spaztastic

Spaztastic is what happens when you're deep in the coochie, and your home boy sneaks up on you and kisses you on the neck. And you uncontrollably jizz.

Me: AHHH AH UH OH MY GSHRNIDBEI
homie: *kisses my neck*

My cock: (pshhhh ququququ pshhh fhew)
Me: That was Spaztastic

by Sharply Stephens April 30, 2019

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Samtastic

An unoriginal name for those with the name Sam, Sammy, Samantha, Samuel, etc. More often than not this nickname isn't chosen for that person, they create it themselves. This is most likely due to either a big ego or a poor sense of self-worth. There is no in-between.

(Sam) "Call me Samtastic, not Sammy, I hate that." (Person) "lol no"

by Totallynotbee September 24, 2020

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Dude Spaztastic

Dude perfect, but worse.

Hey guys, welcome back to dude spaztastic, where today we'll be doing cartwheels while doing simple maths.

by Mysterious-Bob October 3, 2021

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Santastic

Anything bearing a Santa-like quality of holiday holly jolly cheer and merriment.

"Hey man, how do I look in my new Santa hat?"
"You look totally santastic!"

"Hey, what do you think of my new elf print boxer shorts?"
"Golly gee, them's are santastic! Let me try 'em on!"

"I just turned 14 and my boyfriend got me pregnant three months ago! I'm totally freaking out, my boyfriend dumped me and moved to China, and my parents kicked me out and I'm living in the alley behind McDonald's!!! What am I going to do, the due date is on Christmas Eve and I don't want to keep it but I'm afraid to get an abortion!!"
"Whoa your baby's birthday will be on Christmas Eve! That's totally santastic!"

by Shibben McFlibben III November 29, 2010

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