Hand sanitizer fact

When your statement is 99.9% a fact

Who needs to be smart when you’re funny, am I right?

That’s a hand sanitizer fact

by Hopscotch November 9, 2019

hand sanitizer

a chemical compound used to clean your hands and was a BIG THING in 2020 but now people just put scent in it. but honestly non flavored is better than coke ngl

bro this is 2020 go put on hand sanitizer covid type shit

by thefunniman10102020 October 26, 2022

sanitized words

Clean words that ate used in place of dirty words.

😆😏Hey potty mouth, use more sanitized words in front of my children instead of all that cussing. Lol. 🆗🆒☯️🤐🤤🐝

by M@m@bear November 10, 2018

San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver

When one ejaculates on a girl's stomach, smears it around on her stomach, allows the ejaculatory fluid to dry and become solid, peels it off like dried glue, and procends to eat it.

Did you hear? Drake gave JLO a San Antonio Sanitation Maneuver.

by Punk_b1ch_kyle February 12, 2017

Hand Sanitizered

The act of sanitizing your hands.

I hand sanitizered the pen markings off of my arm.

by grimygirl October 4, 2017

sanitize

a meme started in overwatch league by players initially refusing to take hand sanitizer between maps, then accepting it at the crowd's assistance.

"NotE's hands seem pretty slippery"
"Yeah man he had to sanitize"
"Well, of course, you gotta sanitize"

by dan shadow May 29, 2018

Sanitation sammich

When two gay bears share a frozen turd as a dildo and press their "buns" together.

Last night's sanitation sammich had corn in it.

by Gallo de Muerte November 25, 2024