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SAMUEL ABELS

the most epic idiot ever hes always horny
SAMUEL ABELS is a potato
by Ozzy & sam August 18, 2020
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Samuel Brigman

Samuel Brigman - A sexy guy from South Carolina That is very good at sports and everyone in school likes him hes very funny too his Instagram is sbrigman_
by Mdhssjdyjeejw May 30, 2022
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samuel stevens

The coolest guy in the world. If you ever see him, say hi and give him 1000000000 dollars. He has a big one and loves girls.
LOOK!!! THERE IS SAMUEL STEVENS!!!! HE IS THE COOLEST GUY EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Samuel

He is a so-so guy but mostly chill. He hates himself. He might seem chill and all but is depressed, lonely. He might be friendly towards some but could hate others. He thinks he's hated but people like him. He could be friendly one moment and aggressive the next. He doesn't take much seriously. He is one of the most successful people in life. He can sometimes have trouble saying how he feels. He has a limited number of friend usually 10 to 15. If you have him in life he could light up your day or make the thunderstorms clouds form but depend how you are with him and how much he likes you.He can be open and honest if you are on good terms.But he is lucky to have in life.
Carl:why his he depressed? Adriana: that's just how Samuel is.
by SatanHateYouButWantsMySoul January 29, 2019
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Samuel Hayden

A Character from the Doom Universe known for giving you things to help you on your journey... or trying to stop you from blowing a hole on the surface of mars and failing miserably
Samuel Hayden: You can't just blow a hole on the surface of mars...

*not even 30 minutes later,

A Marine operating on Phobos: Well minutes ago, the slayer proceeded to take my rifle, then I heard someone running past me, next thing I know is that there's a hole one the surface of mars...
by Owl Man May 9, 2020
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dirty samuel

when you suck on a girl's crab infested pubic hair giving her a blowjob. She then shoves a snake up their asshole.
After last nights dirty samuel, I can barely feel my asshole.
by jemlikesa** November 21, 2020
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Kevin Samuels

Simply a goat. A man of who puts entitled women with way too high expectations for their appearance and or living situation in their place.
A 5'6 230lb broad with 3 kids, expects a 6figure earning high value man who is a sex god, but she's out of shape and lives with her mother. Kevin Samuels let's her know to start collecting cats for she will die alone.
by GloIcy April 6, 2021
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