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full sail no wind 

Maritime term used when the libido is willing, but your johnson goes limp due to recent or multiple orgasms, anxiety, guilt, etc.
Man! I finally got Cindy to go home with me and I got so nervous and worked up that I couldn't get it up!

Really? Was there something wrong with her? Were you tired or too drunk?

No! She was perfect! I was ready to go! I was full sail no wind. You think I still got a shot?

No. Unlike you, that ship has sailed.
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Set Sail for Fail 

A term used as a warning of predicted impending failure. Generally the phrase relates to any situation where the outcome has been perceived as unlikey to gather the desired result (Fail) and yet still that course of action is chosen anyway due to either ignorance, arrogance or both.

The term is also known as "boarding the failboat". A Failboat representing the action/activity that is deemed to likely end in a Fail. Noobs tend to be the captains of such vessels.
Dude1: "Guys, I'm gonna drive, I really wanna drive."
Dude2: "You've had way too much of the juice man, why don't you let one of us drive?"
Dude1: "Don't be boring man, you know i'm a faster and better driver than you guys anyway" *Rushes to the car and into the driver's seat*
Dude3: "Set sail for fail guys."
Set Sail for Fail by SPiggs April 12, 2009

Full sail goggles 

An invisible pair of goggles (similar to beer goggles) that find their way onto the face of every heterosexual male at Full Sail University. They make unattractive girls look better than they should.
Scientists say that Full Sail goggles were developed because of the 87 to 13 guy to girl ratio at Full Sail University.

"Well, then. We sail without him!" 

Line from the movie "Wedding Crashers" uttered by the legendary Christopher Walken. Can be used whenever someone fails to show at a pre-determined time or is inexplicably missing. A more polite way of saying, "Well, if he doesn't wanna go, then fuck him!"
"Where's Sak?"
"He's still sick."
"Well, then. We sail without him!"

full sail fever 

when some one from full sail complains about there being no girls and starts freaking out about it. symtoms are yelling really loud and increased beating off.
"duuude there are no fucking girls at this school ( followed by sisperatic seizure)" "look out man that kid has full sail fever"
full sail fever by Dave giordano November 8, 2006

hoist up the john b's sail

to say that you are going to go home
I'll see you guys later, I am going to hoist up the john b's sail.