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Muff Sausage

1.) It's like muff cabbage except it involves the penis.

2.) A muff filled with sausage.

3.) A hairy pelvic area where you can't see anything except a giant sausage emerging from the tangled muff jungle. If lucky you might see some of the wild life crawling on it.
That guido had the best muff sausage i have ever given head to. The crotch monkeys were swinging away.
by raging GTL December 7, 2010
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Gator Sausage

When a girl is on her period and you are forced to have anal sex then you give her the gator sausage.
Dave: Hey Gary did you get birthday sex last night?
Gary: No. Becca was on her period so I had to give her the gator sausage.
by Gator Gary June 2, 2015
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Daddy sausage

What a daddy gives his teenage daughter after Mommy leaves for work.
That man got arrested after his daughter told her friends about getting daddy sausage for dinner one night.
by Fibbiemeister December 10, 2020
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Blind sausage whiff

A blind sausage whiff is something Stevie in GMM said at 3:19 in the episode stove vs. microwave taste test
My eyes are covered, that was a nice blind sausage whiff
by Xzdgybf July 15, 2022
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Making war or sausage

There is an old saying among senior military officers making war or sausage is best done out of the public eye!
Don't show pictures of making war or sausage in media!
by I, Wreckerrr July 12, 2021
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Sausage Monster

Somebody that has had a serious motorcycle accident and so has had skin, limbs and scalp ripped away from them, so they resemble a sausage monster, this term was first used by Hunter S Thompson during the 1970's
Since the crash she has resembled a sausage with eyes, a sausage monster with only stumps where limbs had been, with burnt cumberland complexion and about as much hair as a fish
by Dr Jack Pays January 28, 2009
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holding hands with sausage

Euphemism for masturbation, especially in a semi-secluded public area - for example in a cinema seat.
"That skinny bloke over there is holding hands with sausage under his jacket."
"Dirty git!"
by Uncle Whippity May 7, 2008
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