Shoodery

The act of carry another person on your shoulders. The person being carried will be facing forward with their legs draped on the carrier's chest. The carrier can then grip their shins for balance. Most easily done as a fun carrying method of a child, but occasionally with a fun-loving adult.

Warning: Giving an adult male a Shoodery can result in unwanted testicle-neck contact.

Named as such by the people of Glasgow, Scotland (Glaswegians) who pronounce the word 'shoulder' as 'shooder'.

Big Tess was so drunk the other night, I had to give her a Shoodery home. I only wish I'd known she was going commando, I had to prize her off with a crowbar and an inventive sort of suplex.

by Rydo December 28, 2010

Shood

A shirt with a hoodie. Too thin to be considered a jacket, cannot be considered a shirt as it has a hood; not a sweater because it has buttons. Therefore, it is a shood.

I tried on that shood from Old Navy and I looked like I was transitioning.

by 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐 November 20, 2020

snoodle tube

snoodl toob(z)
(n) Any device by which two heterosexual men may engage in mutual penis touching without being considered homosexual.

(v) The act of mutually touching penises between two men while simultaneously maintaining heterosexual status among their peers.

(n)John and I did a little swordfighting last night after UFC on Pay Per View, but it's ok... we used your legwarmer as a snoodle tube!

(v)Hey Bobby, wanna go snoodle tubin' at my pad after the hockey game? Come on, I got PBR and a GIANT seedless watermelon, dude!!

by Plant Girl March 13, 2009

snoodildo

a dildo used to snoodle. it is pretty much an uncircumsized dildo

Bill: Hey John wanna come over and snoodle?
John: Nah i can't im busy, just use a snoodildo

by gmayo728 December 2, 2009

Snoode

An individual who thinks of themselves as being better than or above others around them.

a) Hey man did you end up talking to that girl?
b) Yeah i did she was such a snood.
a) Well thats to bad, she did look kind of like a snoode tho.

by micahxxx December 2, 2011

Toot the Snooder

To smoke Marijuana from a pipe.

I like to toot the snooder after a hard days work.

by worldanew September 5, 2013

snoodler

When an uncut homosexual wraps his foreskin around another homosexual's penis and jacks him off.

"Wow lance sure is a snoodler"

by Evan Freakin Miller October 1, 2005