magic swizzle

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.

Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.

by EdRoyce March 23, 2023

swizzle butt

A person who has no idea what they are doing and no idea where they are going : ie Lost

What a swizzle butt , almost hit me with her car. She has no idea where she's going

by dano 123 April 3, 2015

Tea-swizzle

Another name for tea (gossip).

Tea-swizzle man.

by wantaspritecranberry January 10, 2019

swizzle tits

when a female nipples are erect and from a twisting patern; also used a filler for un-named routes in Iraq

I broke out the ice last night and sally has swizzle tits.; also, We are currently traveling east on route.... o hell, i dont know swizzle tits

by awesomness 3000 October 7, 2008

swizzle stick

1) female equivalent of a swuzzle stick. 2) a woman who is obsessed with all aspects of her physical appearance to the point it is absolutely ridiculous.

They are most commonly seen in California and New York. Regardless of they admit it or not, they enjoy plastic surgery and anything that requires altering their looks for the "better".

3) someone who has had so much plastic surgery that they look plastic and stiff.

Katie is suck a swizzle stick. I swear this woman is so obsessed with her looks and her weight. She's had so much work done that she looks like a piece of plastic.

by Maisie M. December 30, 2006

swizzle stick

chemically laced cigarette - cigarette dipped in formaldahyde, crack residues, pcp, etc

"the swizzle stick burned with a strange white flame when i ignited it and took a drag."

by chronos May 27, 2004

Swizzle sticking

The act of shoving a swizzle stick or similar object down an erect penis urethra, for enjoyment and or sexual pleasure: also know as cock stuffing,

I hurt my penis as I rolled over, I forgot I was swizzle sticking the night before and had left it in

by Paulcan2 March 23, 2021