swine rack

The back of a Winners/Marshalls where they keep the racks of deeply discounted items

Them Filas look like you got them straigh off the swine rack

by CJSyes July 12, 2021

swine mono

The mono you get from pigs.

Dude, Madelyn got swine mono from Chris.

by mallllllllarondo April 28, 2009

Swine Fever

It is the irresistible attraction to rather large greasy women. Usually they consist of multiple chins, kankles, cellulite, and just overall fat.

Andy-Dude why don't we ever hang out with Chris

Jon-Didn't you hear? He's got that Swine Fever.

by jonward April 28, 2009

Swine Fraud

Swine Fraud (n.)- someone who chooses to fake flu illnesses so that they can remain at home to avoid work or classes.

Person 1: I feel awful. I heard Maria might have the swine so the boss made her stay home.
Person 2: No, she just didn't want to come in this week.
Person 1: She's such a swine fraud.

by theSwineFraud October 26, 2009

Swine Flu Fever

Having a romantic obsession with people of the Mexican race.

Guy1: "I want myself a little latina mamacita!!:

Guy2: "Man, you have a seious case of Swine Flu Fever!"

by HeadHandsomeBossMan August 14, 2009

Swine Flu Boner

An erection that comes completely out of nowhere and results in women panicing, buying surgical masks, and hiding their children. Also causes people to run from the room once symptoms persist. Treatment includes laying in bed feeling sorry for yourself and social isolation. There is no vaccination for Swine Flu Boner and symptoms can often re-occur.

''Jesus Christ Mr. Brown, what the fuck is that?! Oh god! Gordon's got a swine flu boner!''

by iKaite July 15, 2009

Swine Flu Pandemic

A mysterious 'Flu' that was started by a huge number of juvenile pigs bunking off school in the world's largest farmyard boycott. This was immediately assumed to be a Flu Pandemic, as Humans started to bunk off school too. During a French lesson last week, the Pandemic reached Level 5 and record numbers of students did not attend their French lessons.
The Flu soon because contagious amongst humans, transferred not by touch, but by questions like "Wanna go down the shop?" and "Do you want to come round and play Xbox round my house?"

Miles: Where were you in Maths yesterday?
David: I had swine flu.
Miles: This Swine Flu Pandemic really is getting to everyone, I was one of only four people in Maths yesterday.

by ActiasLuna May 2, 2009