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Having a wank but falling asleep before the happy ending. Unless you fail to climax, it is not a swank and you are a lazy fucking lover.
Dale: Mike! Were going to go get bangers and mash.... OH SHIT!
Mike: (Waking up from Swank) What?... What? Oh shit! It happened again...
Swank by Mikeissuperdoop! April 6, 2010
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A conjunction of sweet, awesome and cool. It is like sweet, with a side of awesome, topped with coolness but it is not quite amazing
Swank dude!!
Swank by Damista November 3, 2011
a combination of swank and dank that was started by the one and olny me in Lynnfield, Mass, aka nowhere worth going.
hey man, how was ure weekend?

It was swank!
swank by chris cavalieri January 13, 2006
A lame, cornball, softie cake. Equivilent to a mark.
U's a f*ckin swank.
swank by 412 General January 29, 2009
Dank(crappy, old, un origional) swag
dude swank, you wore that outfit like 3 times this week already.
Swank by forshizzle2321 October 25, 2009
Damn son Payg and Sam are so swank.
Swank by Swankygirl951 June 29, 2013