Mikeissuperdoop!'s definitions
Having a wank but falling asleep before the happy ending. Unless you fail to climax, it is not a swank and you are a lazy fucking lover.
Dale: Mike! Were going to go get bangers and mash.... OH SHIT!
Mike: (Waking up from Swank) What?... What? Oh shit! It happened again...
Mike: (Waking up from Swank) What?... What? Oh shit! It happened again...
by Mikeissuperdoop! April 6, 2010
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