A bathtub sized teen who has a fetish for girls/boys with small glasses, is in love with his German dwarf sister. He also moans
about all the fat people wanting him
and then goes out with one. He thinks Andy A. is god and wants to be his G/F, Laura. So he can 'play'
with him and get played with. A fat lass called Katie G. wants him in her and wants to eat his meat but Stu won't let her in case she gets hungry and decides to have a munch.