Steph

Massive bitch. Huge irrational phobia of personal contact. Will not hug anyone and enjoy it. Seriously sucks at life and is mean.

hey wanna be friends and be nice and maybe even hug sometime?" 'oh god no' "you are such a steph!"

by JimmyB86 December 14, 2010

steph

known to many as a menacing drugs fiend, a steph will do anything to get their paws on their filthy drugs. A steph will munch down any concoction of drugs given to them but would literally kill a small child for one toke of a spliff. Stephs can sometimes get desperate and are known to smoke any garden herb, or even scrat through dirty carpet for a hit.
Side affects of being a steph may include: loss of vocabulary, bags under the eyes, boobs decreasing in size overnight, lacking motivation in the bedroom and even falling over wigs.

"you gonna have a quiet one in or you doing a steph tonight?'

"man that guy just stephed out"

by Reugem May 6, 2008

steph

A popularized phrase by YouTuber "Kurtis Conner" A person who thinks shooting a shit spritz out of an asshole isn't chuckle worthy.

She didn't laugh at my fart. she is being such a Steph right now!

by jesusrealacct November 20, 2020

stephed

when a person/group gets annoyed or angry at another person and they get ripped a new one so they stfu

Emily: *won’t stop talking*
Person 1: Emily... WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK?! Thanks.

Person 2: Holyyy shit, she just got stephed to fuckkkk

by iwannakmsrn December 30, 2018

Steph

A brown eyed girl that loves nightmare before Christmas and has a beautifully deep past that few people would understand or that she would tell many people.

"steph likes the tinder Boi"

by Axewriter13278 April 6, 2019

Steph

A girl who thinks shooting a shit spritz out of an asshole isn't chuckle-worthy.

"She didn't laugh at my fart, she is being such a Steph right now!"

by Imnotahoe butyomamais November 21, 2020

Steph

A “Karen” under-30, typically blonde, makes solutions to others' problems an inconvenience to her although she isn't even remotely affected.

Steph sues the local city council after they installed a new STOP sign that hides the sun from her window for two minutes a day. The sign was installed after a school boy on his bicycle was hit by a speeding driver and died.

Steph refuses to wear a face mask for her 5 minute trip to the supermarket during a pandemic. She harasses the workers, asks to see the manager and threatens to sue.

Steph complains that her favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. She parks her car in the old spot anyway and shoots a vlog about it.

by darthsteph October 12, 2020