Stapled balls

When u realize that u stapled your balls with most of the employees at work along with thirteen other radios
I eat stapled balls for brinner(breakfast and dinner!!?!?!?)
by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 06, 2022
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love staple

A love staple is a love square except one set of people is not in love with each other.
Aaron hooked up with Dee who is in love with Jay who keeps texting Becca, but there's nothing going on with Aaron and Becca. It was a love staple!
by G-Mike P May 31, 2008
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Gina Staples

an all around amazing person, that is normally smoking hot. in generally Gina Staples is the best person you will ever know.
" man.. i wish i was Gina Staples "
by Gina123456789 September 14, 2008
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stapling it up

Actions deriving from living in your grandma's basement for years and playing Quake III/Half Life 2. This activity tends to lead to pedophilia, alcoholism, baldness, unemployment, poverty and a whole range of social ineptitude.
"Dude, Chris got fired from his job driving a van. He's really stapling it up now."
by InfInIty13X October 04, 2007
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Staple Gun

The term used by guys when describing to their friend how they were brutally rejected by a girl they just spent a lot of money on.

Note: Most guys that get staple gunned have very bad taste in WHAT to spend that money on.
Dude! I can't believe it! I take her out the WWF final match, and she staple guns me in front of everyone! I... I feel so betrayed!
by TheEyes629 October 17, 2010
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cock-staple

odd, yet humorous, combination of words used as a personal title, insult, or love-name...often in jest.
"Nice soccer-rocker, cock-staple!"
by dorham May 16, 2006
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clit staple

1. a compound insult often used to bring down a tool, faggot, loser, etc. (basically, any one who's a huge cocksucker)

2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing

3. not really sure

4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).
sam (jokingly): cliff, you're such a fag
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::

1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.

random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE
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