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Sacrifice a sock

Everybody's been there and done that. When you have to take a shit and there's no toilet paper , no nothing around. So you have to "Sacrifice a sock" . Now you can wipe your ass, but you are missing a sock
Sun fu and his cousin fu sun were out fishing. Sun fu had to poop, fu sun didn't have toilet paper...he had to sacrifice a sock
by UrbanDictionary.OG September 24, 2022
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pop a socket

The result of over-enthusiastic weight training or body-building. When you just had to do that extra rep at 250 pounds but should have known better, and pop your shoulder out of its socket as a result.
Jason: "No. I'm OK! I can do one more rep!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"
by Pedrosa von Beagle September 8, 2006
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Sock Rule

If you have socks on while taking part in a homosexual action it is considered not gay because you are not fully committed to the act, however once those socks are removed the act and every member of the participating party becomes as gay as James Charles due to the lack of socks which means that you are fully committed to said homosexual action
Chad- “Bro I just saw Larry give some dude head, that’s so gay!”
Randy- “Wait was he wearing socks?”
C- “Yeah why?”
R- “Then it’s not gay”
C- “What do you mean?”
R- “If a participant is wearing socks then it cancels out the gayness and they are therefore not gay”
C- “Where’d you hear that?”
R- “It’s common knowledge man it’s called the Sock Rule”
C- “Hmmmmm, ok seems legit”
by AgLet- August 15, 2019
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Sockgasm

The immediately good feeling your feet experience the moment you take your socks off after a long hard day of work or play.
When Mikey, Todd, Matty and I finished playing golf the other day, when I finally got home, I took my socks off, and had the most amazing sockgasm.
by rastafari73 September 7, 2010
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Sink Sock

The sock that one masturbates in and then hides under the sink.
Last night I busted a nut in a sink sock and hid it from my wife.
by Corey Daul August 20, 2021
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Nick the sock

You just got Nick the socked
by Trueman Oner November 20, 2020
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Cum Sock Gambit

A type of gambit in chess where you sacrifice your king to then have your queen go through gender reassignment surgery to become a better, stronger king.
Chess player 1: “I have your king in checkmate”
Chess player 2: “Have you ever heard of… the Cum Sock Gambit?… checkmate bitch”
by Cum Sock Gambiter February 19, 2022
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