spiffing

lovely, desirable, super
retro term - ganking

We're having such a spiffing time
He's a spiffing bloke

by Catherine September 30, 2003

Sniveling Anus Syndrome

A very uncommon syndrome acquired from constant and rigorous wiping of the asshole. Most common symptoms include (but are not limited to): bleeding from the anus, discomfort when sitting down, a little voice coming from your rear end telling you to eat more Chipotle, and uncontrollable desire to dress and act like Joseph Gordon-Levitt did in 500 Days of Summer.

Me: I just can't stop bleeding from my asshole doc.

Doc: Have you been watching 500 Days of Summer?

Me:...What if I have?

Doc: I'm afraid that you have Sniveling Anus Syndrome.

by neutrogina October 9, 2016

Spiffing

A very dated word used by the upper-class British, and Americans that can't do impressions for shit.
Can be used for comedic value.

Usually found in sentences containing the terms; "Jolly good" "Old chap/chum" "Tea" "Wot wot" "I say" and "Earl grey"

I say, old chum. Would you like to come to Buckingham palace and share a spiffing pot of the old earl Grey, wot?

by PotHeadJesus February 19, 2010

panty sniffing

the act of sniffing a woman's panties to experience the smell of her vagina, usually accompanied by masturbation.

i caught my little brother panty sniffing in my closet last weekend when i was supposed to be away.

by experienced source December 12, 2003

sniffing pussy

"sniffing " trying to get laid.

the boys were out sniffing" last night trying to get laid, sniffing pussy

by brooklynnjade August 28, 2014

sniffing muffins

Very gay. Meaning a man who enjoys the company of other men!!!

Bro u see how tight his pants is.
Yeah man he sniffing muffins!

by reallkeeper25/8 October 18, 2012

Sniffing trippies

The act of doing drugs, mainly used when talking about cocaine.

Wow, your pupils are huge! Have you been sniffing trippies?

by Kat Pencil January 13, 2015