Test Sniffles

The sniffles you get during a test by tilting your head downward and allowing your sinuses to drain out toward your nose (causing a runny nose). This is worsened by allergies or a recent illness. The only known cure for the Test Sniffles are to slump your back and shift your legs foward so that your head stays upright and your eyes peer downward.

I was failing an English test when I realized that suddenly, everyone in the room was sniffling. I quickly jumped out the window and drove home to submit a definition on Urban Dictionary before anyone else. I decided to call this phenomenon "Test Sniffles"

by abrakadabralakazam March 21, 2010

Snuffleuppugus

A nickname for one who is well endowed. Resembles the trunk on the Sesame Street character Snuffleuppugus.

Male 1: "If it wasn't for my wang, I could drop to a lighter weight class in MMA."

Male 2: "For real bro. You look like Snuffleuppugus." "What do you feed that monster?"

by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023

Pant sniffer

A term which refers to a person who has a strong interest, even obsessive, in niche subjects. This interest may be not understood by the general public. Also referred to as a nerd or anorak.

The steam train went under the bridge. All the pant sniffers were there taking photos.

by Got the trots August 30, 2020

glue sniffer

Someone who does things that are so questionable, and plain out stupid, that they have to be sniffing glue in order for them to even come to that decision.

Harsh and Lusion printed the cannon backwards, and then failed with 12 on. They are glue sniffers.

by FoamerBoner May 19, 2019

snatch sniffer

A male who ditches his friends to smell the snatch of a female on a continual basis. Can also be known as a bitch

you are a fucking snatch sniffer, or what is mike up to? oh he is snatch sniffing again.

by Kuges June 28, 2006

gold sniffer

Someone who is a gold digger but only wants the money or gold so she can sniff it. Usually has noticable traces of gold on her nose.

Look at Rianna's nose, i ain't saying she a gold sniffer, but she ain't messin with no broke n*ggas

by Sneakybeaver69 April 11, 2017

bed sniffer

A weirdo who moves into your house and sniffs everyones bed when they leave in the morning.

Very creepy, undesirable flatmate.

Oooh dunno if id like him to move in to the gaff, looks like a bed sniffer

freak

by kerbearker January 21, 2011