Gerbil Smog

The foul odor that eminates from a decomposing gerbil in a human rectum.

Whew, Bob sure has some bad gerbil smog today!

by Bert LaCoste January 27, 2007

Smog

cigarette lung bullet

hey man lets go have a smog

by wildbuckeye72 February 3, 2009

smog

to smog someone.
its like a snog. only way cooler.

/me smogs you.
the act of smoggling.

by cytheria December 15, 2008

Poop Smog

The mixture of steam, typically from a running shower, with the odors of fresh sewage to produce a thick gas powerful enough to trigger an asthma attack.

After Larry got back from Taco Bell, he took a shit so massive that he had to take a shower afterwards. However, he forgot to flush, and the smell mixed with the steam producing a poop smog that lingered for three days.

by str88sian August 16, 2019

Smog Gash

1. Term to describe vaginas from Victorian England during the industrialization period when smog was prevalent and there were many ladies of the night walking the streets.

2. Girls from Middlesborough

Was researching photography in Victorian England when I came across some early pornography, there was smog gash everywhere!

by Paddy Mashdown November 22, 2011

log smog

A cloud of gasses that escape the anus by passing by a fat turd on the way out and retaining the essence of defecation. Also referred to as PPFs

The steamy cloud of rancid ass-gasses left in a bathroom after dropping a hearty dougan. See also log fog.

Don't breathe through your mouth, bro. You'll get a mad taste of that log smog.

by Zero2None September 20, 2016

LA Smog

When an individual takes their rusty trombone and covers it in a layer of chalk, proceeding to then be involved in the sexual act of anal intercourse. The female then passes gas in the face of the male, thus resembling the choking and blinding smog of Los Angeles, California.

I cannot see or breathe after that LA smog last night.

by Dirty Mike and the Boys 12 April 16, 2013