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Granny Skrt

/'ɡranē skərt/

Verb
Verb: granny skrt; 3rd person present: granny skrts; past tense: granny skrted; gerund or present participle: granny skrting; past participle: granny skrted

1. To drive safe and lawfully. More often, under the speed limit.

2. To goof on people in proximity to slow drivers. Especially, when positioned inside of a slow turn. e.g. (parked or standing) If 'cut off' by a slow driver.

3. Celebratory shout to witnessing a very slow driver.
"Boi got granny skrted on! Haha!"
by HandicapParkingPass August 15, 2017
mugGet the Granny Skrtmug.

Skrt

Skrt means when a tire or rubber drifts along the pavement
by Stacey Collingwood March 8, 2018
mugGet the Skrtmug.

Skrt

The word that you hear when you know when you gots to hurry up and put your seat belt on and hold on for dear life because you about to be jolted back into your seat. From 5 to 95 mph in the matter of a couple of seconds.
Madelyne: We about to skrt right on out of here
Passenger: WOAH! WAIT! Safety first!

Madelyne: Too late!! *foot slams on the gas*
Passenger: AHHHHH!
by Chris1324 October 12, 2018
mugGet the Skrtmug.

Skrt skrt

Skrt skrt means like when your running and people are in your way
by Diytioc April 17, 2019
mugGet the Skrt skrtmug.

Skrt

A word used to describe the action of swiftly yeeting your opponents ankles from underneath them, thus causing them to fall to the floor in humiliation.
I would really love to skrt Jim’s ankles, he’s such a dude.
by RadicalSkrter August 12, 2019
mugGet the Skrtmug.

Skrt

Fuck my skrt
by Guickensin April 20, 2018
mugGet the Skrtmug.

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