Sj

SJ is a handsome BBG mod

I love sj I wanna make love to him

by owwoqksiemekw November 19, 2023

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sj;ts

Same Joke ; Too Slow.

Used in a chat conversation when you are about to make a joke, but before you can finish typing, the other person has already commented with the same joke you were attempting to make.

Them: "I'm gonna send you NSFW links at work! Here, www.unusually-flexible-sexy-people.gov"

You: "Thanks for making it a .gov URL; that's a good way to avoid it being real by accident."

You: (starting to type, "But what if you click on it and")

They: "Or alternatively, it IS real, and you learn really shocking things about our government!"

You: "Damn! SJ;TS!"

by TheEllen November 14, 2012

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sj

cute asian curly hair guy loves green color is the man of everyones dreams. not gay but he gets a lap dance by guys on a daily basis. he is caring and funny.

random: oh my goddddddd hes literally the cutest man everrr
random2: yeah hes such a sj

by boomboomyoyoyo November 6, 2022

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SJS kids

Bunch of nerds

The SJS kids did their hw instead of playing Fortnite

by Th0o June 3, 2018

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SJ

curly hair asian guy who is adorable handsome everything that a good boyfriend has is IN him he is cute get a sj but not my sj he is also obsessed with green so just give him grass for his birthday he will love u

rando: omg hes literally the man of my dreams...
rando2: yeah hes such a SJ

by anonymous November 6, 2022

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SJS

SJS (acronym for “Shit, Jerk, Shower”) A routine consisting of three essential steps — taking a shit, jerking off, and then taking a shower. Considered by many to be the ultimate way to start (or reset) the day feeling relaxed, refreshed, and ready to face the world.

“Bro, I woke up late but still managed to squeeze in an SJS before work — best decision ever.”

by TheJorker October 31, 2025

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