Unlike Feng Shui, which is an improvement to a room, Bung Shui is an ugly room, or a room that is made ugly by an ugly object.
What!? They took a beautiful midcentury modern piece of furniture and made it "shabby chic?" You mean "shabby shit." That's really going to improve the room's Bung Shui.
by BroseSanchez June 23, 2016
Get the Bung Shuimug. by Patti_mayonnaise February 2, 2018
Get the Bum Shuimug. the deliberate malicious rearranging of furniture to create a tripping hazzard for unsuspecting victims.
I went into the living room to put back the phone without flipping the light switch and became a victim of feng shui when I faceplanted onto the recently relocated aerobics trampoline.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh March 1, 2010
Get the feng shuimug. In ancient times as well as today, Bong Shui,pronounced in English as Bongʃweɪ ("Bong shway"), was known as "Kan-Yu" which means 'Stoned or extremely high in The Law of Heaven and Earth.’ Today's Bong Shui schools teach that it is the ancient Chinese practice of placement and arrangement of space to achieve extreme highness or complete stonedness with harmony with the environment. Bong shui literally translates as "Inhaling pot through wind-water." This is a cultural shorthand taken from the following Movie Cheech and Chong by Guo Pu of the Jin Dynasty.
The Smell of the weed water that rides the wind stops at the boundary of carpet when spilled and will never come out
Bong shui is a discipline with guidelines that are compatible with many techniques of agricultural planning as well as internal furniture arrangements while involved in the act of smoking pot. Space, weather, astronomy, and geomagnetism are basic components of Bong shui. Proponents claim that Bong shui has an effect on health, wealth, and personal relationships and weight gain due to munchies.
The Smell of the weed water that rides the wind stops at the boundary of carpet when spilled and will never come out
Bong shui is a discipline with guidelines that are compatible with many techniques of agricultural planning as well as internal furniture arrangements while involved in the act of smoking pot. Space, weather, astronomy, and geomagnetism are basic components of Bong shui. Proponents claim that Bong shui has an effect on health, wealth, and personal relationships and weight gain due to munchies.
Once I shifted my couch according to the practice of Bong Shui, the afternoon sun was no longer a buzz kill.
by T. Crnko January 5, 2009
Get the Bong Shuimug. Used as a verb to describe the movement of an object or idea from one place to another, ostensibly to improve it, or its surroundings in some way.
I wasn't able to sleep until I feng shuied the couch onto its end.
Hey, feng shui me another beer, will 'ya?
Hey, feng shui me another beer, will 'ya?
by divine.deletia January 11, 2006
Get the feng shuimug. the energy and lifeflow given off by the way things are positioned in certain enviroments , in other words a load of supersticious chinese shite!
"Okay very funny Lazlow, it's easy to make fun of me but it's all
the fault of the feng-shui in here, it's damn right disgraceful!"
the fault of the feng-shui in here, it's damn right disgraceful!"
by Brian March 6, 2003
Get the feng shuimug. 