Shreked

Getting your ass so painfully penetrated that you begin to find the feeling erotic and somewhat satisfying
Person 1: I got shreked last night
Person 2: woah bro! Did you like it?
Person 1: fuck yeah
by LemonsEdits July 05, 2019
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Shreked

Synonym for fucked but can be used in any context whatsoever.
Niko was so shreked up last night he puked in my dads hottub and passed out on my carpet floor listening to sos covered by the chippettes”
by flaming68bod April 12, 2021
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Shreked

A word used to describe someone who is on the heavier side, but is extremely strong. They may not seem like it, but they’re buff af. A combination of the word jacked and Shrek. Because Shrek is a sexy beast.
“Damn bro, you’re shreked!”
I didn’t expect him to be strong but he’s kinda shreked!”
by cam_el April 30, 2020
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shreked

yo got shreked
some guy: HEY CANT WE JUST SETTLE THIS OVER A PINT
Other guy: oh no we got shreked
by Tohadakl June 01, 2022
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Shreked

When a film generates a ridiculous amount of sequels. i.e. Shrek 2,3,4...
The Fast and Furious movies are so shreked, they might as well make a t.v. series.
by Rikki_Nice June 03, 2017
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Wrecked, but fifteen times more powerful, for this word is infused with the power of the godly being known as Shrek. This state of being wrecked is one of the very few things that are as powerful as the dreaded no u.
Person 1: GET SHREKED.
Person 2: NO U.
Earth: *Fractures into quintillions of pieces, explodes, becomes a black hole and explodes again repeatedly until all time, space and matter no longer applies to existence.*
by EndoFlame June 17, 2020
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When Shrek comes into your house and fills you with his molten onion.
Boy1:"Your stupid."
Boy2:"I hope you get Shreked."
Boy1:Gets raped by Shrek.
by Shreked fan99 February 15, 2018
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