Kiss a short boy day

On December 3 people are supposed to kiss every shirt boy that they find.

Girl: Hey random short dude! It’s kiss a short boy day so, muah!

by IthunkyouknowwhoIam December 1, 2019

National Punch Short People Day

The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.

"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"

by Ohhhelllnoooooo October 16, 2020

Yeet your short bestie day

October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties :P HAHAHHAHAH

short friend: Hey bestie! :) Guess what day is coming up?
Tall friend: Uh.. Slap ur tall's bestie booty day?
short friend: yeah >:)
Tall friend: guess what, short bestie?
Short friend: what?
Tall friend: well, it's almost "Yeet your short bestie day!"
Short friend: NOOOooooo

by Tall best friend October 14, 2021

Kick a short person day

Since multiple kick a tall person days are a thing I want more kick a short person days. It’s on may 6th

It’s kick a short person day!
*Kicks a child*

by Wake up child April 30, 2022

National Bully Short People day

Usually celebrated on either May 19th, May 28th, November 3rd or December 1st. Tall people can bully anybody that is shorter than them, with no repercussions.

Tomorrow is National Bully Short People day! I can't wait to get back at Ethan!

by volanta May 27, 2023

make fun of short people day

october 27th is make fun of short people day. very cool.

a: it’s make fun of short people day! b, you’re so short, haha
b: wow ok rude

by naferialc October 26, 2020

National beat the shit out of short people day

Beat the shit out of anyone under the height of 5’4, they aren’t allowed to fight back or run away.

National beat the shit out of short people day

Fuck short people.

by Not Shre July 1, 2022