sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead

Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004

Shardine

Taking a dump in a friend's toilet and closing the lid without flushing, similar to a sardine in a can.

Aw damn! Jon was over last night and used the upstairs bathroom. He left me a fuckin' shardine!

by JermBoy May 31, 2010

Shmad

Term used to describe shit loads of "mad"

mad-a lot or some chill definition like that

Yo. those chill kids get shmmadd pussy

shmadd sausages in here

by shmad Flock September 10, 2011

shardtarded

when someone does so much meth that they are retarded

dustin is such a shardtard. i was all shardtarded last weekend

by Lanarson June 26, 2009

shardanae

A resilient and beautifully made female that has endured many trials and tribulations,but overcomes all, sometimes abusive , at first she is stand offish but when your friends with her, she is always there for you. Unfortunately, she's not a big family person, she rather be around folks that can't judge her based off her past. If she has children, they are her strength and focus.

Shardanae is coming over for dinner tonight.

by Shardanae December 18, 2017

shardgent

The proprietor of the largest shard sack.

Last night old school was the shardgent at arms for the majority of the evening at the shardashians shardanay party while he was wearing his shardegain.

Todays featured shardist is Shardgent Old School.

by Shardgent Old Schoolio August 7, 2012

shardnanigans

Doing crazy or senseless acts while under the influence of crystal meth

After about 72 hours without sleep the Shardnanigans start getting out of hand

by chopzps November 20, 2014