SHMRD

1. The acronym for "shit had me rollin', dude." Often used in times where you'd be telling your Bros about a funny happening in the recent past.
The "R" can be repeated when using the actual word "rolling", the rolling of the R, or just prolonging the one "R" when shooting the shit with your Bros in the example

Bro #1: Dude, I totally gotta friend request on Facebook from this chick, right? And when I looked her cover photo, I forgot your chathead was up, and totally thought you were photobombing her picture, man. SHMRRRRRD.
Bro #2: SHMRD

by Paw-Paw "Dragon Claw" Pyrlin April 20, 2018

shmadonka

The meaning of life, said by Yeat, an American rapper.

User: what’s the meaning of life?

Yeat: shmadonka

by Noscercof27 November 7, 2022

shardicles

High quality crystal meth. used to discribe how clear or un-cut the meth is. Clear as glass shards.

Clinton's at it agian. He just went to the garage and snorted some shardicles.

by Slice Mcdell March 20, 2009

Shmeda

A slang word for the Alameda, a small city in the Bay, famous for that one in-n-out.

Yo Molly, so are we rollin’ up to the Shmeda tonight?

by kkswizz May 13, 2021

Dork Shard

Term used for any pansy playing World of Warcraft (WoW)

My husband is such a tool all he does is sit on the computer and pick up dork shards instead of banging me!

by jopazo June 18, 2009

T-Shard

A sexual harassment technique used when one reaches in behind a woman touching their vaginal area in a swiping motion.

I can't believe Tommy used the T-shard twice in one night!!!

by Bojack9000 June 7, 2007

shard tard

A tweaker who has done to much meth and is mentally "out-there".

"Man what a shard tard. He thinks there's really people in the walls."
"You're acting like a real shard tard."

by krazzekiki June 26, 2006